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collababortion

wOrK tOgEtHeR tO rUiN sHiT
Apr 15 '19
Trapped beneath 6 pounds of muppet. . . . (I meant to post this with the last photo but I only have one hand available and I fucked it up) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwTLmcalRtI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12ha07ucxdnkf

Trapped beneath 6 pounds of muppet.
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(I meant to post this with the last photo but I only have one hand available and I fucked it up)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BwTLmcalRtI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12ha07ucxdnkf

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Jan 10 '19
If you’re the praying type, please keep Molly in your prayers. She suddenly started wobbling uncontrollably this morning and I’m so scared for her. She’s at the vet’s now and there’s nothing I can do but wait and...

If you’re the praying type, please keep Molly in your prayers.
She suddenly started wobbling uncontrollably this morning and I’m so scared for her.
She’s at the vet’s now and there’s nothing I can do but wait and cry.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsdUjYaHn2k/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1udmwnfl16xkp

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Dec 2 '18
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Dec 2 '18
Bah humbug https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq45fx-Hr7I/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=11v6ykh8wau8a

Bah humbug
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq45fx-Hr7I/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=11v6ykh8wau8a

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Nov 29 '18
Finally, targeted marketing that makes sense because all I have to look forward to is death https://www.instagram.com/p/BqxB51Knu4Z/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gl3up5i6qjuf

Finally, targeted marketing that makes sense because all I have to look forward to is death
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqxB51Knu4Z/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gl3up5i6qjuf

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Nov 25 '18

Cats are too good
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqoTU2QD0ia/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1q31eqkk2zgjp

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Nov 24 '18
Some angels don’t have wings https://www.instagram.com/p/BqlRhBpD0n3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vnrjguaw00y

Some angels don’t have wings
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqlRhBpD0n3/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vnrjguaw00y

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Nov 10 '18
RIP $13 coffeepot I bought 10 years ago. You will be very very very sorely missed tomorrow morning https://www.instagram.com/p/BqBf1b2Hk6V/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=167p5zd7ik9xb

RIP $13 coffeepot I bought 10 years ago.
You will be very very very sorely missed tomorrow morning
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqBf1b2Hk6V/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=167p5zd7ik9xb

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Nov 8 '18

So until I get my fucking foot looked at, running isn’t in the mix again for a while. 

Which is goddamn INFURIATING because I had just gotten back up to half mile intervals.

But ok. I have done something excruciatingly painful to my foot. And I’m so fucking shit at loving and not punishing my body that I ignored it for months because it just felt so good to run again. So I’m paying the price (again) and learning the lesson (again) that I need to listen and do something else for a while.

So I just started powerlifting, and guys? I FUCKING LOVE IT.

So, since I’ve recently been mostly using this space for accountability with my runs, I’m going to switch over to accountability for my lifts.

And look, I’m a fat weeny person so I know what I’m lifting is bullshit, but cut me a break.  I literally JUST started.  As of last night:

Squat = 110 lbs
Bench = 100 lbs
Deadlift = 180 lbs

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Nov 6 '18
I picked up heavy things and put them back down again https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp3HjbBHs5t/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=bmmyihbuj9go

I picked up heavy things and put them back down again
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp3HjbBHs5t/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=bmmyihbuj9go

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