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What makes this bittersweet subtextual moment way more bitter than sweet is how the show keeps proclaiming via All Media: “We’re just simple Hollywood folk trying to write a modern fairy tale about two moms who share a son, who care about each other deeply, who worry about each other obsessively and who also make incredibly powerful magic every time they touch. And that somehow makes them gay? Y’all crazy for that one. Remember when we promised you a gay character last season? Oh well. Anyway, it’sFrozen™ time now! Let it go. Luv y’all/keep watching/don’t expect us to invalidate our apparently massive demographic of homophobic viewers in any way, shape, or form.”
and the clincher:
Whatever entity Regina ends up sitting across from with her requirement that villains get happy endings, I hope that entity points out that actually, all the villains in Storybrookeexcept for Regina have it pretty good: Rumplestiltskin got to marry his true love Belle. Robin Hood, a thief, has his Maid Marian back from the damn dead. Dr. Whale is the head of a thriving medical practice. Captain Hook ended up with the Savior, Emma. It’s really only the Wicked Witch, Cora, Maleficent, and Regina who are being held 100 percent accountable for their misdoings in this world. I wonder why that is.
also like jaime reyes, my deepest darkest power fantasy is achieving financial stability
I think I love Franklinstein’s Monster
(more than Ichy loves Kat - there is ZERO chemistry happening there. it’s really super unfortunate)
I like that they’re finally giving Katrina a brain and something more than the role of pretty plot expo